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I just need to high-5 myself briefly.  I haven’t mentioned it as a problem before so you might not share my triumph, but I have for the first time since moving into my humble abode managed to cook a stir fry without setting off both fire alarms in my kitchen.  Presumably there are two alarms in the kitchen for the purpose of detecting, on the one hand, heat and, on the other, smoke; two unfortunate by-products of the conflagratory process. Quite why they are in the kitchen however, where both heat and smoke could be legitimately presumed to exist without causing grave danger to the sleeping resident, I couldn’t possibly say. High-5 nonetheless.